一家欢喜一家愁

Ethan:“Uncle,告诉你一个好消息。我这次期末考试成绩还不错。”
语文 92(“总算过90了。”)
数学 98(“当然咯,我检查了好几遍呢。”)
英语 90(“要是再多几分就好了。总分就能达到三百xx了。”)
科学 95(“还可以。”)

Lambert:“老师,告诉你一个坏消息。”
“我的鱼遭受大屠杀,几乎全军覆没。”
“当我赶到案发现场,一股血腥味。换水时发现水中飘着一丝丝的鱼肉,肚子上皮被撕下来不少。”
“那条大鱼铠甲很硬,没啥事。其它的,大多遍体鳞伤。发生了凶残的打架斗殴。”
“换了新水质,它们满开心地巡游着。”
“鳝和小龙虾幸存。”
“看看明天吧,希望伤员们能挺过来。”

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